Willy the J.A.'s definitions

Soup Waffle

When someone drops a loose duece on your foot while you are wearing sandals.

That pipe cleaning goof Green Mike was all liquored up, took a shit and left a soup waffle on my foot.

by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003

Steam Hammer

When a person shits himself in the shower and the stink spreads quickly utilizing the steam as a carrier.

"Hey Morty! That son of yours took a shit in the shower again, cause the neighbors are complaining"

by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003