Willy Poker's definitions

Nooby Vuitton

A beginner who thinks buying luxury-level gear equals instant skill.
Usually found rocking top-shelf brands while performing bottom-tier moves.
Example:
“He showed up in full designer gear and fell getting off the lift — total Nooby Vuitton.”
— coined by John Laporte (2025)

“That guy’s drone cost more than his car. Straight Nooby Vuitton vibes.”

by Willy Poker October 22, 2025