I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.
by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003
When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit on mah dick.
Oh man, when I pulled it out it was half brown from the top down!
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?
Why is our toilet plunger half brown from the top down?
by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003