Williamsburg Poet Society's definitions

StMarks Penance

A naughty catholic school girl kneelin' on a broomstick with a cock in her mouth hummin' the Act of Contrition.

Sister Mary made Kristina perform a StMarks Penance since she came to school coked up again.

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 6, 2009

ILLegal DownLOAD

Sending your cum down someone's throat when they're asleep.

First person to pass out gets an ILLegal DownLOAD !!!!!!

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009

Drownin' Smurf

When a chick is givin' you head underwater and you hold her under 'til she turns blue and passes out.

Homegirl said she wouldn't swallow so she got the Drownin' Smurf.

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009