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Definitions by Williamsburg Poet Society

StMarks Penance 

A naughty catholic school girl kneelin' on a broomstick with a cock in her mouth hummin' the Act of Contrition.
Sister Mary made Kristina perform a StMarks Penance since she came to school coked up again.

ILLegal DownLOAD 

Sending your cum down someone's throat when they're asleep.
First person to pass out gets an ILLegal DownLOAD !!!!!!

Drownin' Smurf 

When a chick is givin' you head underwater and you hold her under 'til she turns blue and passes out.
Homegirl said she wouldn't swallow so she got the Drownin' Smurf.