William Fuckner's definitions

Sconnie Scramble

When a Wisconsite scrambles eggs by vigorously clapping together his, her, or their asscheeks.

Baby darling: “oh Ron, I’m really craving a Sconnie Scramble after that hayride.”

Ron: “No problem baby darling, I’ll get right to shaking my moneymaker!”

by William Fuckner January 14, 2022