Wife of Flatulitis's definitions

Now and Later

The act of farting while sitting on a fluffy couch. Enjoy the smell now, and again later when someone else sits down and fluffs the odor out of the cushion.

Girl sits down on the couch next to her boyfriend and immediately smells ass. She asks him if he just farted or if she sat in a Now and Later.

by Wife of Flatulitis February 25, 2011