WhyteBredd's definitions

clap

The action of bringing both hands together producing a noise to cover up the sound caused by farting. The fart associated with this clap is know as a clap-fart or clap-farting.
An applause would be a long series of continuous farts. In this case coughing might be better.

Y.T.: *clap*...*clap* *clapclapclapclap*
JRan: "AWW MAN! You're killin' me!"

by WhyteBredd September 11, 2007