1 definition by WhizzyWordWizard
There are actually two types of Samantha's; the sweet compassionate one & the fake Sam. Knowing the difference will save you the disappointment of investing in a fake relationship/friendship.
At first fake Samantha comes out just as sweet as the real one. She has learnt that people can be manipulated by pretending to be nice & compassionate.
She is lazy, a couch potato, who always shirks her work, is unwilling to expend any effort towards her career & is full of excuses. She is secretly a Miss know it all, who sees herself as better than most.
When working on projects, all you do is follow up on her & she always never delivers. She will complain about anything just to stop working. I'm hungry/don't feel well etc.
Complaining & whining is what she does best. Coupon clipping is how she gets by.
These excuses make her a serial lair & promise maker. Repeatedly never keeps appointments, shows up very late, and expects to be forgiven. If you make the mistake & do the same she will spend days, ventilating to whoever will listen.
Her pride & self-righteousness makes her turn on people who have always had her back. After a while, they too reach a point where they realise that the relationship was one sided & fake Sam was the only beneficiary.
When it comes to men she is an indiscriminate minx, throwing herself at & chasing after every men she feels entitled to. Being lose & easy leads her into co-dependent relationships. If a guy rebuffs her, she will turn into a stalker.
At first fake Samantha comes out just as sweet as the real one. She has learnt that people can be manipulated by pretending to be nice & compassionate.
She is lazy, a couch potato, who always shirks her work, is unwilling to expend any effort towards her career & is full of excuses. She is secretly a Miss know it all, who sees herself as better than most.
When working on projects, all you do is follow up on her & she always never delivers. She will complain about anything just to stop working. I'm hungry/don't feel well etc.
Complaining & whining is what she does best. Coupon clipping is how she gets by.
These excuses make her a serial lair & promise maker. Repeatedly never keeps appointments, shows up very late, and expects to be forgiven. If you make the mistake & do the same she will spend days, ventilating to whoever will listen.
Her pride & self-righteousness makes her turn on people who have always had her back. After a while, they too reach a point where they realise that the relationship was one sided & fake Sam was the only beneficiary.
When it comes to men she is an indiscriminate minx, throwing herself at & chasing after every men she feels entitled to. Being lose & easy leads her into co-dependent relationships. If a guy rebuffs her, she will turn into a stalker.
Samantha: I am really struggling to write.
Samantha: Didn't really make significant progress yesterday.
Samantha: Had hoped to come back early today and continue working on this, but here I am, stuck ☹️.
Samantha: Didn't really make significant progress yesterday.
Samantha: Had hoped to come back early today and continue working on this, but here I am, stuck ☹️.
by WhizzyWordWizard February 27, 2019