1 definition by Whitelaian 1

Town of 700 in Wisconsin. We once had a black family in Whitelaw but they were quickly expelled. Drug charges I believe. They were my neighbors. We also have something called Wienerfest, not as gay as it sounds. You can come, dress up like a wiener in the parade, eat wieners all weekend and listen to bands while eating your wiener and drinking your beer. It is no exception to Wisconsin, we pound a lot of beer and pussy. Not to be confused with the sh*t town St. Nazianz.
person 1 "where did Jamal and LaKifa go?"

person 2 "they didn't last too long in Whitelaw"

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person 1 "what should we do?"

person 2 "lets go eat some wieners and dump some beers"
by Whitelaian 1 November 9, 2011
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