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Sullivan

The Master Chief of the Shocker, Spocker, and the show Stopper.

Likely very short for his age, though has enough to please every girl he meets.

Will say that he'll bring a towel for when he pulls out, but really wont.

Is bizzarely attracted to girls with saggy tits.
Sullivan: I brought the PB. ON YOUR KNEES NOW!

Saggy Tits: You got the towel?

Sullivan: Of course Bitch, now TOSS MY SALAD.
by White Turtle August 2, 2009
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Kelsey

A Kelsey, in short, is an intelligence void. It is the IQ Level, lower than vegetable, meaning that this person has a negative IQ. Just being close to this person can cause slow and painful brain loss, which will result in the eventual transformation into a vegetable and Kelsey as well.
Dude... it is soooo awesome to hang out with Kelsey... yea... totally... ghhhra...daa...da.
by White Turtle August 2, 2009
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