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Mastursplaining
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When the person you'
re
talking to is so
fucking stupid
that you'
re
basically explaining something entirely for your own benefit.
Bill is so
fucking stupid
that I was basically mastursplaining about how to
make
scrambled
eggs
.
Mastursplaining
by
WhatMads241
June 9, 2026
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