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Definitions by Wharton Halfpiece III jr.
Crofter’s pie
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The use of
haggis
as a dildo, or in
the highlands
of
Scotland
substituting haggis for lube.
“I was very
lonely up
on the hill
so I gave my
favourite
sheep a crofter’s pie.”
Crofter’s pie
by
Wharton Halfpiece III jr.
January 23, 2018
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