Definitions by Wgfyb🌊
Little legend
We had one dude in there who’d been in the Taliban, and he was celebrated. He got caught because he fell asleep when he was supposed to be detonating a tank. He was waiting so long that he fell asleep, and the U.S. found him with this bomb in his hand and he said he got tortured by the CIA for 40-something days. With no clothes on, in the cold. And he never gave no names, so the U.S. let him go.
Little legend by Wgfyb🌊 November 23, 2016
Scoops
Boobs, scoops are boobs
Synonyms: boobs, tits, melons, jugs, yum yum bags, breasts, boobies, titties, bosoms
Not to be confused with cakes, which are ass cheeks
Synonyms: boobs, tits, melons, jugs, yum yum bags, breasts, boobies, titties, bosoms
Not to be confused with cakes, which are ass cheeks
Scenario 1 - two men and a homosexual woman (dyke) are a walking through a park a 'top heavy' female is walking towards the group on the other side of the path.
Dyke: ay yo my size!
Man2: lemme get your number
(The woman carries on walking past without acknowledging the group )
Man1: Oh shit! Did you see the scoops on her
Man2: juggersaurus rex
Dyke: bitch ain't got no ass tho
Scenario 2 - a man is recapping his sexual experiences from the night before with a close friend
Man2: you should have seen her scoops
(Man2 pulls up a video of the girl that he filmed holding up his phone using two Adidas shoeboxes)
Man1: (eyes widen) big scoops jheez!
Dyke: ay yo my size!
Man2: lemme get your number
(The woman carries on walking past without acknowledging the group )
Man1: Oh shit! Did you see the scoops on her
Man2: juggersaurus rex
Dyke: bitch ain't got no ass tho
Scenario 2 - a man is recapping his sexual experiences from the night before with a close friend
Man2: you should have seen her scoops
(Man2 pulls up a video of the girl that he filmed holding up his phone using two Adidas shoeboxes)
Man1: (eyes widen) big scoops jheez!