Wetback Joe's definitions

sea pigeon

A sea gull.

Guy #1: Today I was walking on the beach with my girlfriend and we saw a flock of sea pigeons.

Guy #2: What did you do?

Guy #1: I laid my girl on the beach, threw bread on her, then ran.

Guy #2: Rofl.

by Wetback Joe June 12, 2010

bathroom nuke

A very large shit usually taken after eating any type of food that is shit-inducing. A bathroom nuke is the deadliest of all shits in that when a person has a bathroom nuke the whole area must be decontaminated for the next 48 hours.

I went to the bathroom today,opened a stall,and there was a bathroom nuke everywhere.

by Wetback Joe May 25, 2010

Hippydactal

A large, flying bird of the Dinosaur Age. It was known for its practice of swooping down over a patch of marijuana, grabbing some, flying to the nearest sulfur vent, and dropping it in and getting high off the marijuana fumes.

Guy #1: Dude today in history class we were learning about dinosaurs and someone asked if they got high. Then the teacher started telling us about the famed hippydactal.

Guy #2: Sweeeeeet!!!!

by Wetback Joe May 20, 2010