AussiBall Rules is a derogatory term for the sport commonly known as Aussie Rules or sometimes Australian Rules.
The infantile connotation pokes fun at the absurdity of the sport and the belief that a game once known only as Melbourne Rules has the same impact on world sport as football does.
The term is mostly used by people in Queensland and New South Wales, but also by Victorians who are sick of being called homosexual for liking football or rugby.
Only sixteen professional teams exist in the entire world, ten of which are in one city and share only two home grounds.
Yes, Aussiball Rules is bigger than the Premier League in England and Serie A in Italy and is taking over the world.