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aussie

Aussie is the term used for people from Australia. Superior to all other races and countries, Aussies have what is known as the X factor, also known as a big dick. Often pommie poofters say bad things about Aussies because they're jealous that a colony only a few hundred years old is now home to the perfect human beings, "aussies". Wogs, chinks, poms and yanks are invading the country, soon this beautiful country will be ruined.

Aussie local: got a smoke der bra ?
tourist: nope, sorry i dont smoke
local: well u beta get a fuckin smoke for me den cunt or ill bleed ya nose

by Wesley Centrelink November 7, 2007