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A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.
"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."
by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021
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