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Diphtheria

An awful disease that causes the person affected by it to have trouble reading and often inhibits their ability to learn.
Dylan: Wow, man, did you hear Jeff has diphtheria?
Joey: Shit, that's tough. How's he gonna get through school?
Dylan: I don't know, man.
Dani: Let's just all be thankful he doesn't have dyslexia.
by Web MD Bitch June 10, 2011
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