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smart beta

A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.

Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.

by Waterman Dickfinger July 1, 2016