Foffer

An individual with no friends to speak of, who often fofs for lack of anything better to do.
("Foffing" while thinking of past friends is generally considered a rather insulting and disturbing act.)

I used to know a guy named August. Now he's nothing but a shameful foffer. All he talks about is fof this, fof that, foffing himself, it's so gross.

by Wannabe Grandpa August 04, 2007