Definitions by Wang Lung Ho

Thanksgiving 

A mind-fucking holiday in which we take part eating the only animal that gobbles (That I know of), and commemorate our first contact with the real Americans (Before we made them our bitches).

"Happy Thanksgiving!"
-"Dude, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving."
"Why not?"
-"Why the fuck do you?!"

Thanksgiving by Wang Lung Ho November 28, 2010