Definitions by Waller B.
Bum Hands
Bum hands refers to hands that smell of fecal matter, usually the result of using an inadequate amount of toilet paper coupled with a failure to wash the affected hands.
"Because he lacked bathroom hygiene, the stench of Mr. Watkin's bum hands permeated the room."
"Not only did Mr. Watkin's burp and fart repeatedly, he also had bum hands."
"Not only did Mr. Watkin's burp and fart repeatedly, he also had bum hands."