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Definitions by WIlliam Penilecock
Don't Wake Up The John
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a slang used to
refer
to a
sleepy
man who shall not be
disturbed
My friend said to
don
't wake up the
john
aka his
father
otherwise he shall punish me with impunity
Don't Wake Up The John
by
WIlliam Penilecock
January 2, 2023
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