Definitions by W.E. Coyote

corn dog 

Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.

I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.

corn dog by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003