Definitions by Vladimir Bundaberg

russian starfish 

Whereby gentleman fist's his lady's axe wound and once fully inside releases that fist to fully open up all five fingers into the shape of a starfish.

Man, you should've seen the look on my German girlfriend's face when she woke up in the middle of the night to find a russian starfish up her.

russian starfish by Vladimir Bundaberg July 13, 2006