Vladamir Pootzalot's definitions

enchanted forest

A plethora of pubic hair madness. A bush can reach enchanted forest status when it begins to travel down the legs and up toward the belly button. The only cures for such a condition includes weed wackers, hedge trimmers, chainsaws, napalm, and agent orange. Be warned that the unicorns, grassland gnomes, and other woodland creatures will not take your distruction of their homeland well.

Damn, your enchanted forest is quite plush today.

by Vladamir Pootzalot June 26, 2006