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A choosing beggar is the type of person who will ask for your Hulu password, then complain about you not having premium when you give it to them. similar to a chooser, a choosing beggar is a picky beggar.
A choosing beggar will use eBay or Instagram to buy things, contact the seller then ask for an unreasonably low price, often making excuses to justify it like: "My Grandmother died yesterday" or "my friend hung himself," As if that would lower the price.
Another common trait of choosing beggars is their unreasonably high standards of women. They could date the worlds hottest woman and still find something to complain about. This is a trait from their choosing side.

Long story short, for lack of other word, they suck and avoid them at all costs when selling.
choosing beggar: hi is the iPhone x still for sale?
seller: yes, for £600
choosing beggar: do £100.
seller: NO.
choosing beggar: please my mom is in hospital.
seller: lol u a choosing beggar bye.
by Vivaldijoe January 11, 2019

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Someone who tried playing call of duty and was trash at it, so decided to try and emulate cod gameplay in gta.

These people are normally 13 year old boys who have the joker as their profile pic, acts hard online despite them being a doormat in real life, watches too much anime and are also complete attention whores.

A characteristic of gta tryhards is acting like kd ratio matters in gta and arguing that everyone should care, which is stupid because no one under the sun considers gta a competitive game. They will normally have a gta character that looks like kaneki ken if he was retarded.

This behavior ruins the game for everyone else trying to have fun, trying to grind, or just about anyone who isn’t an inbred douchebag.
Gta tryhard: ohhhh 1-0 you got destroyed!
Normal person: I don’t care....
Gta tryhard: -insert mum joke-
Normal person: *block*
by Vivaldijoe June 02, 2020

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A subreddit where redditors post memes they don't find funny and content from tiktok.

Do not go on this subreddit if you want to maintain a healthy mental state.
Neckbeard: Hii *blushes* your cute *starts humping you* FUCK ME WITH A STRAPON HAAAAARD
Girl: ...

Neckbeard after seeing the convo posted on r/cringetopia: -_-
by Vivaldijoe October 19, 2020

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That one annoying kid from a middle class family in a small town who wears tracksuits and likes to wait outside tesco (normally in a large group of fellow wannabe roadman) and pose around acting all "hard" meaning rough and for some reason people respect these people.
Usually from Britain.

Oh yeah, if you piss one off they will either square up to you and then pussy out if you actually try to fight them, or will say that they apparently have a "hard cousin" who will hunt you down.
Kid: Oi bruv call me a wannabe roadman and I'm finna merk you fam you dutty neek PUUUUssio, I run down bare yutes ye
Someone: *actually gets angry*
Same kid: SORRY IM SO SORRY, SORRY PLZ DONT KILL ME SORRY
by Vivaldijoe January 05, 2020

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Annoying wannabe skaters who go to skateparks just to pose around, normally with a penny board who gets in everyone’s way.

These people normal use tiktok, have the curtains hairstyle and wear thrasher (a brand associated with fake skaters).
Skatepark Poser: duuuude the skatepark isn’t meant for bmx get outta here
Bmx kid: shut up
via giphy
by Vivaldijoe June 14, 2020

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