Within an hour after intake in a club, you WILL look like an idiot due to:
A) Retarded dancing.
B) Uncontrolled closing of the eyes.
C) Proclaiming your love to everything within arms reach.
D) Eating your own eyebrows.
E) Saturating conversations with utterly random and useless words and sentences.
F) Crying like a baby when it wears off.
I couldn't recommend it more.
A) Retarded dancing.
B) Uncontrolled closing of the eyes.
C) Proclaiming your love to everything within arms reach.
D) Eating your own eyebrows.
E) Saturating conversations with utterly random and useless words and sentences.
F) Crying like a baby when it wears off.
I couldn't recommend it more.
Dude 1 (on ecstasy): "Dude I LOVE you guys! Armpits and stripes!". Dude 2 (potentially sober): "Dude, stop acting like an idiot, open your eyes and stop gnawing on your own scalp".
by Vitz1988 October 30, 2008