uber nOOb

One so lacking in skills, they will always be a nOOb.
1. Some unnamed person that we will call Chris, requests tech support question easily answered by a google search multiple times.

Several knowledgeable people carefully instruct the "uber-nOOb" to go to google, again.

2. Someone, who after playing a game for months, is still getting killed twenty to one, and has no clue what is going on around them.

Several knowledgeable people constructively inform this person, in a special way, of their uber-nOObishness.

3. After many years of internet surfing, this person still sends forwards, spams IM, and doesn't understand what spyware is. This person buys a new computer because it is getting too slow, while thir system tray has 35 icons.
by Viper :: BoroLANParty May 22, 2005
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