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Definitions by Vincylicious Bro

Offering to the VID 

That one person in the family (Usually the oldest child) that always tasked to go get groceries during the COVID pandemic.
John: I must be an accidental child.
Kyle: Why?
John: I'm always the Offering to the VID...and for what? A pack of gum and two bags of raw french fries.

Bathroom centaur 

Two people having sex while standing up, both facing forward on a bathroom cubicle, and their feet are visible from the outside of the cubicle.
I thought I just imagined it, but I swear saw your girl's shoes in the front legs of a Bathroom Centaur.
Bathroom centaur by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021