Vince Sampson's definitions

Gripe Noise

When a man lubes up his fist, and shoves it his ass, and when he pulls his arm out, it makes a squishy, queefy, noise, known as the gripe noise.

"Holy crap, my dad is griping himself, and it made a gripe noise." said Charlie

I bet Saddam Hussein gets sad and makes a gripe noise all the time.

by Vince Sampson May 16, 2006