Dutch Tea Break

To have a wank at work

"I just saw Gary taking a porn mag in to the toilets with him."
"Well he must be having a Dutch tea break, the dirty little man"

by Victor of Dagenham January 16, 2008

Cock Shepard

A gay who like to have sex in a field or park or any grass area.

Your Dad is a cock shepard, I saw him getting bummed two men in the park

by Victor of Dagenham September 10, 2008