Definitions by Vernon T. Waldrip

Stanchwig 

An adjective for when someone is being extremely lame and party pooperish

Emily - “Why are you being so talkative? I’m trying to chill.”
Cody - “Come on, Emily! You haven’t been talking at all, all day. You’re being such a stanchwig!”

Stanchwig by Vernon T. Waldrip June 20, 2018