Vein Johnson's definitions

Budapest Homerun

(n) A combination of various sexual acts, thus resulting in a "homerun". These acts include:
- vicious physical and vaginal assault, followed by oral defecation, finishing with ejaculation into her ear canals, resulting in permanent auditory damage

I heard Katy was in the hospital after Jamal scored a Budapest Homerun after the party.

by Vein Johnson February 23, 2011

Chilean Haircut

(n) After shaving your partners head against their will, glue their hair back onto their scalp using freshly made feces as an adhesive.

Brittney needs to wear a hat after she was a victim of a chilean haircut last night.

by Vein Johnson February 23, 2011