Definitions by Vax slugh
Yulian
Biggest bellend you'll ever meet. If you see a Yulian then make sure to cross the road. He likes stealing socks and pickles. In his spare time he likes to clip his toe nails. Usually 4'2 with the personality of a brick. Looks like Stephen Hawkins on a good day.
Yulian
Weirdest fucking thing you'll ever come into contact with. Sucks teachers asses to get his grades up. Brings a plastic gun filled with beans around with him. Gets horny from paper cuts. Still sleeps with his mum when he gets nightmares. He acts straight to see penis. He likes penis. His penis is 3 inches on a good day. His lanky legs look like silly string. His head looks like a screw driver. He likes to watch gay porn on sundays. When he gets lonely he likes to finger his bum with his phone charger. Whenever proven wrong, he runs to the girls bathroom and he wanks to pictures of Jesus