When

did I ask

Friend 1: Hey, I just got married!
Friend 2: That's great? When?
Friend 1: Actually, just yester-
Friend 2: No, I mean WHEN DID I ASK

by Varentix July 24, 2022

Plum Shitty

When the situation is just THAT bad that you have to talk like a sports-watching stepdad.

"THE CHIEFS LOST?! Well this is plum shitty."

by Varentix April 09, 2025