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Chokin' The Porpoise

When a girl gives a guy with a short stubby dick a handjob.

I was getting action from my girlfriend last night and she wanted to stop jerkin' my dick, but i was like "No bitch, keep Chokin' The Porpoise."

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When your girlfriend brings out a whip during sex and starts to whip your balls too hard and you say the safety words "Stop Whippin' My Balls."

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