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Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023
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