Dialing While Intoxicated
After a heavy night of drinking. Sometimes Drunk People call everybody they know. This usually takes place alone at 3 in the morning. Or When the caller is much more drunk than the rest of the party. Looking for attention. Sometimes you don't remember Making the calls. But The people you wake up at 3 and 4 am will tell you the next day.
Girl: Thanks for the three DWI's last night.
Boy: Sorry I was Drunk, I DWI'd 3 other people as well.
Girl: I commit DWI's when Im Drunk too.
