Valley Girl Ventriloquist's definitions
A man who enjoys fucking chicks with massive and disgusting muffin tops which consist of more than a handful.
A: Oh man, you see that girl over there? She is so hot.
B: Yeah, but she's got that disgusting jiggling mass coming out of her jeans.
A: SO WHAT?!
B: You're a total pastry pusher...
B: Yeah, but she's got that disgusting jiggling mass coming out of her jeans.
A: SO WHAT?!
B: You're a total pastry pusher...
by Valley Girl Ventriloquist March 8, 2009
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