Valley Girl Ventriloquist's definitions

Pastry Pusher

A man who enjoys fucking chicks with massive and disgusting muffin tops which consist of more than a handful.

A: Oh man, you see that girl over there? She is so hot.

B: Yeah, but she's got that disgusting jiggling mass coming out of her jeans.

A: SO WHAT?!

B: You're a total pastry pusher...

by Valley Girl Ventriloquist March 8, 2009