Urbans Sprouts's definitions

schnorkel

1. V. The brief out-breath when a dog prepares to sniff you and sprays a mist of dog goobers on you.

2. N. The goober mist emitted from a happy doggy's nasal out-breath.

"Yuck! I went to pet Pugmo and she schnorkeled me. I gotta go wash up." (From non-dog lover)

"Pugmo is so cute with that schnorkel breath." (Dog lover)

by Urbans Sprouts January 6, 2009