Definitions by Urbanned

Premature shooting 

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

Premature shooting by Urbanned September 8, 2015

mind trick

When you are in an argument and you accidentally support your opponent, then your opponent has done a mind trick on you.

How a mind trick works:
Jack: Let's go outdoors!
Me: No.
Jack: Yes.
Me: No way.
Jack: Yes!
Me: No!
Jack: Yes!
Me: Yes... I mean no!
Jack: Alright then let's go!

mind trick by Urbanned May 4, 2015