Definitions by Urban Toby

alphabet police 

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason

Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?

alphabet police by Urban Toby August 24, 2020

poverty tacos 

Tacos from Jack in the Box

yo trick, I'm hungry and it's 3 a.m., want to go grab some poverty tacos from jack in the crack?

poverty tacos by Urban Toby January 21, 2020