alphabet police

The FBI, CIA, DHS, ATF - any American federal agency with petty bitches trying to arrest you for no goddamn reason

Can you believe they sent the Alphabet Police to Portland?

by Urban Toby August 25, 2020

poverty tacos

Tacos from Jack in the Box

yo trick, I'm hungry and it's 3 a.m., want to go grab some poverty tacos from jack in the crack?

by Urban Toby January 21, 2020