Definitions by Urban Iolani

The Star Advertiser 

1) A newspaper in Hawaii

2) After having buttsex, press your ass against the window and shart.

1) "Dude, the Star Advertiser sucks asscrack. Dont buy it."

2) "Man, some Iolani people were going at it yesterday. I saw some wrinkly old ass do a Star Advertiser!"

The Star Advertiser by Urban Iolani November 20, 2010