Urban Dicks Are Hairy's definitions

French Press

When you poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.

I got in the shower, and had to take a shit, but I didn't want to get out of the shower, so I just did a French press.

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy March 4, 2019

Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.

Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!

by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019