Definitions by Urban Dick tonary

Asus Anus 

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'

Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.

Asus Anus by Urban Dick tonary October 10, 2016