Ur nonce of a cousin's definitions
Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea
Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now
by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018
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