2 definitions by Ur mom's boyfriend

Colton Kikes

One of the coolest kids at your school. Colton Kikes is the most athletic kid in your school and plays soccer, football, and basketball. (Because everyone knows that baseball is a gay sport.) Plus, he is one of the cutest kids in your school and you won't ever wanna let him go if you end up dating him.

Colton Kikes is literally the coolest kid in your school.

by Ur mom's boyfriend March 2, 2021

Moe

A man who is the equivalent of a hoe

Alex: damn that's the fifth person this week that Kevin's been f'ing
Emily: wow he's such a moe

by Ur mom's boyfriend September 10, 2022