"Prestigious" university whose graduates either end up working the same jobs as the freshmen of University of Waterloo, or end up creating an amazing career for themselves at Mc Donald's.
Bob: Dude, after 8 months of graduating from UofT, I finally got a job!!
Tim: Really, what company and what position?
Bob: Um, its at a multinational company and I need to work on a system where I need to maintain high standards of customer service during high-volume, fast-paced operations.
Tim: So, waiter at Mc Donald's?
Bob: Yeah!!! And best of all, I get paid a cent over the minimum wages!!
Tim: Score! University of Toronto is the best fam!!
Tim: Really, what company and what position?
Bob: Um, its at a multinational company and I need to work on a system where I need to maintain high standards of customer service during high-volume, fast-paced operations.
Tim: So, waiter at Mc Donald's?
Bob: Yeah!!! And best of all, I get paid a cent over the minimum wages!!
Tim: Score! University of Toronto is the best fam!!
by UofT Grad December 09, 2018