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Bertlife

Bertlife was originally thought to be give birth in northern California. The mystery remains unsolved though having a profound effect on ones capabilities in life. Bertlife is a standard of living that fluctuates with any given environment. It is thought that Maciver studied 8 intense years under Bert in the hills of El Dorado, Northern California. Bertlife is the ability to adapt and overcome any situation that is ever confronted usually by
a contraption invented with only what you have in the vicinity, sometimes prayers to lord Shiva exhaulting in the phrase BHOOM SHIVA. Bertlife can be a communal event or an sole independent experience. The original Bert has long been elusive and is said to live in everyone to their true honest self in times of "figure it out" situations.
Damn bro I broke my belt!
Bertlife it and cut a few dreads off,tie them together for a belt bert!
by Unknown bert January 28, 2022
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